Beantard

A YouTuber who makes memes, loud content and takes long breaks from youtube.

Beantard likes beans

by Swervical March 27, 2020

Readtard

BANNER:
There's simply no way to shield

against every weaponized agent.

But l can make

super-immune systems...

by strengthening

the human cellular response.

Banner, l know where you're going.

But manipulating the immune system

is dangerous and stupid.

The President's science advisors

made it absolutely clear.

No human subjects.

EDlTH:
David, l have wonderful news.

l'm gonna have a baby.

Edith groaning

Edith yelling

Dramatic instrumental music

Tense instrumental music

Baby crying

Soothing female vocals

Baby babbling

BANNER:
What's it gonna be? Look at that.

Want the dinosaur? Come on,

let's have a little fight. Come on.

You don't scare me.

Bruce growling

"You are a readtardddddddddd"

by cumpant May 22, 2020

breadboard

A board used for kneading dough or cutting bread.

We’ll use the breadboard to knead the dough on.

by John’s Wife October 16, 2020

Badtards

When you are a miserable bastards but also retarded.

Hey did you know Fabiola is miserable... she's also retarded... fucken badtards

by skifo January 3, 2022

readtard

An asshole who can't read long paragraphs of text and complain about it.

"A person who literally can't read anything due to having extremely low level of reading comprehension, motivation and attention span coupled with the ability to be an asshole. When presented with a long paragraph of text readtards just assume it's a wall of text and criticize the person who wrote the paragraph with insults in relation to the length of the paragraph. When encountering a paragraph like what described above in a debate, readtards just ignore it entirely or missing the point of the entire paragraph meaning that arguing with a readtard is always redundant. Readtards are not to be mistaken for people who simply ask for a tldr"
"Do you expect people to actually read that? Too long, didn't read."

by Angel Error February 24, 2022

brentard

Someone who has all the potential in the world to do great things but stays up too late playing video games and blows off work because he sleeps all day.

He could be a great team member but instead he’s a BRENTARD!

by BugDaddy2109 March 16, 2022

breastarian

A breastarian is someone who believes in the sacredness of breasts and believes that they should be worshipped at all times.

Gaurav is becoming a Breastarian.

by Lilypad April 9, 2022