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Pair Bonding

Pair Bonding is used as a term for two side by side DSL internet connections. This could get you double the internet speed. Sadly this kind of connection can't be configured on long range DSL connections like ADSL. It's VDSL only and anything above.
Customer: My internet speed is kinda low ISP, what to do about it?
ISP: We can provide you with a faster alternative, it's called Pair Bonding.
by HippoTitto May 12, 2020
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James Bonding

It's another word for silent but deadly farts. These are just done with such discression, that nobody takes credit, and/or even goes as far as to recognizes the fart. Very smooth.
Dude, I farted last night at the game. James Bonding that shit! Nobody moved, but eveybody smelled it!
by The Lewis February 24, 2009
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Irish Bonding

When you and your fellow brotherin's join together stall next to stall, working out your sphincters. A.K.A taking dumps next to each other. The bonding is just being in each other's fecal stink presence and listening to the joy of poop exiting the body. Also, the accompanying farts that come with it all just make you and your buddies' relationship stronger.
Paul and Judd were irish bonding after the "all you can eat" spicy hot buffalo wing platter they shared at lunch last Tuesday
by haulpanson December 14, 2011
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rofl-bonding

Bonding with someone while discussing humorous moments.
Person 1: "Remember when Billy Bob tried to skateboard on that treadmill"

Person 2: "Oh yea that was totally a rofl moment. Though when Jimmy Bob tried to trampoline onto a moving truck way beats that moment out"

Person 1: "True that. That was the best rofl moment"

Person 2: "Ah I love rofl-bonding"
by Zoe Dimer February 26, 2011
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James Bonding

To jump from one motorboat to another without hesitation. (motorboating two or more pair of breasts)
My girlfriend brought her frisky friend over last night and I was James Bonding both of them!
by Hairy slaughter January 1, 2017
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Knight Bonding

A sleepover created just so a group of male friends can jerk off with each other while thinking about the sleepover host's sister. It is common for the host of a Knight Bond to provide family pictures of the sister for the masturbation session.
Guy: Thanks man, that Knight Bonding last night was amazing! Your sister is so fucking hot.

Host: No problem, thanks for bringing the lube!
by VinesAndTrees October 10, 2017
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Human Bonding

When two humans use wet seaman and wait until it drys to become stuck to each other.
“How was last night with liv?”
I came on her tummy and gave her a hug so long that we became Human Bonding.”
by DJ1580 April 29, 2019
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