blubber guts

an overly overweight slob whose belly jiggles when they do anything

ole' blubber guts walked by and everything was a shaking

by irontiger September 14, 2009

blubber blasting

When you are fucking a fat chick preferably substituting the vagina with other parts of the body such as double/triple/quadruple chin, backfat, belly rolls, armpit flub, tricep jiggle, and back of knee danglejiggle. Tittyfucking works as well but it must be under the titty and not between them, otherwise that's just tittyfucking plain and simple.

Joey : Dude last night I walked in on you with some whale what the fuck was that? Did you pound her out?

Spencer : Yeah but I couldn't find her vaj so I just started blubber blasting the shit out that whale. Pits to chinny, then I just started fucking the rolls all over that beast, it was interesting to say the least.

Joey: (vomit) ..... I guess you were warm?.... (vomit)

by poonjammerslammer October 26, 2011

blubly

an adjective that describes coolness and awesomeness

Ryan is so blubly, the way he struts through the park, flipping his hair from side to side.

by Bing Bong 5000 August 7, 2011

Bluber

Getting blow job in an uber.

Did your gf give you a bluber on the way home?

by Bizzle Beat Box September 17, 2016

Blubberpussy

1) A bulbous and swollen vulva either due to extreme obesity or a suction device of some kind.

2) The logical extension of the FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)

3) What Kelso should have said on That 70's show when he asked the question "You know what's a funny word?" instead of pickelweasel

Dude I totally mega-hammered that whale bitch's blubberpussy. Thank god for it too, otherwise I might have crushed my pelvis in.

Did she even notice you were fucking her?

not really, other than the fap fap fap sound of her blubberpuss all that could be heard was her eating cheetos.

by forman2011 August 6, 2011

blubberfall

When a fat women takes off her clothes and a series of rolls are released.

I took off her shirt and boom, there was a blubberfall!

by Vikivale January 2, 2009

blubber shnout

The circular rubber lip created when you tie a rubber balloon shut. Otherwise known as the end of a rubber balloon when tied.

Make sure you tie that balloon well so the blubber shnout will keep the air from leaking out.

by jenjenstar May 4, 2009