Blondie

A cute little creature, that likes horses, diamonds and rich husbands. She will not be able to fulfill any of your dreams. She is bad at cooking, bad at raising your children and won't get any of your jokes, but she knows how to enter and clear out your bank account just too well. She is the exact opposite of what you call wife material.

Person 1: “Uhh, I cut my finger with a piece of paper. Am I gonna die now?“

Person 2: “The hell you won't, you dumb blondie.“

by Daonly1 January 22, 2018

Blondie Locks

someone with continuos blonde moments.

(blondie Locks) consists of someone that continuosly has blonde moments. IE. The girl constantly does the same stupid thing repeatedly, gets referred to as "Blondie Locks"

by Shakti1225 May 24, 2010

Blondie Banned

The act of Blondie being banned from dating unless AZ or 4k tries him out first!!

Blondie banned from dating unless her brothers screen him!

by AzRev March 15, 2022

Blondie

probably a girl with blonde hair

she’s a blondie

by shutupwhoreshutup February 1, 2022

Atomic Blondie

When you 69 with 2 tangerines and close you and let anything.

I thought it was a crime scene when I walked in, but it was an Atomic Blondie.

by Kmanisles February 6, 2022

Blondie

Usually good looking people with blond hair that normally die first in a horror movie.

"Hey my hair is blond!"
"That means you're a blondie."

by Tsjehfbdoghje November 17, 2019

British Blondie

Those white blonde British men you see on the media. Many females simp for them really hard. Always rich and ends up being the villain. They're very sus and don't get any bitches because of their status.

Person 1: Ugh, not the British Blondies! They're so annoying!

by teetersworld March 8, 2023