Blondie

Usually good looking people with blond hair that normally die first in a horror movie.

"Hey my hair is blond!"
"That means you're a blondie."

by Tsjehfbdoghje November 17, 2019

Blondie

Blondie is really cool. He got messy hair and does stupid things, like running from the cops. Blondie remembers the small things, like the color of candy you like most and what you like to do. He's very considerate and kind despite making it seem like he's not. You can find blondie at Christian camp. His real name will probably be Alec, be kind to him he deserves it

Man, Blondie is so pretty

I know, I wish I was his girlfriend!

by three._ June 13, 2023

Blondie

A DOG that is amazing and cuddly and never gets on your bad side dogs named Blondie are one of the best things you can have in your life they help you when you get sad or lonely and do funny things even though they are a dog dogs named Blondie are independent but still need someone to be with them they are smart dogs and learn quickly even if you don't notice. Saver every single moment with your dog Blondie

I think im going to name her Blondie she seems like a one of a kind dog that i will never let go

by Saucyy_facts June 2, 2019

Blondie

A cute little creature, that likes horses, diamonds and rich husbands. She will not be able to fulfill any of your dreams. She is bad at cooking, bad at raising your children and won't get any of your jokes, but she knows how to enter and clear out your bank account just too well. She is the exact opposite of what you call wife material.

Person 1: “Uhh, I cut my finger with a piece of paper. Am I gonna die now?“

Person 2: “The hell you won't, you dumb blondie.“

by Daonly1 January 22, 2018

Blondie Brownie

A blonde haired male that has a very brown anus.

I was like "Why does Ricky need to bleach his bum at all, he's such a blonde dude?" Then he told me he's a blondie brownie.

by RickySStuntDouble May 21, 2017

Blondie™️

Stupid loser that told me I’m gay but I’m not and it’s rude and I hate elephants that eat grasshoppers without cars in Mexico and men are shoulder hurt.

“Damn I didn’t know that I could be sued for the use of the word blondie™️ By her”

by anonymous May 17, 2022

Blondie Banned

The act of Blondie being banned from dating unless AZ or 4k tries him out first!!

Blondie banned from dating unless her brothers screen him!

by AzRev March 15, 2022