A cute little creature, that likes horses, diamonds and rich husbands. She will not be able to fulfill any of your dreams. She is bad at cooking, bad at raising your children and won't get any of your jokes, but she knows how to enter and clear out your bank account just too well. She is the exact opposite of what you call wife material.
Person 1: “Uhh, I cut my finger with a piece of paper. Am I gonna die now?“
Person 2: “The hell you won't, you dumb blondie.“
Person 2: “The hell you won't, you dumb blondie.“
by Daonly1 January 22, 2018
by Tsjehfbdoghje November 17, 2019
Blondie is really cool. He got messy hair and does stupid things, like running from the cops. Blondie remembers the small things, like the color of candy you like most and what you like to do. He's very considerate and kind despite making it seem like he's not. You can find blondie at Christian camp. His real name will probably be Alec, be kind to him he deserves it
by three._ June 13, 2023
she’s a blondie
by shutupwhoreshutup February 02, 2022
Stupid loser that told me I’m gay but I’m not and it’s rude and I hate elephants that eat grasshoppers without cars in Mexico and men are shoulder hurt.
(blondie Locks) consists of someone that continuosly has blonde moments. IE. The girl constantly does the same stupid thing repeatedly, gets referred to as "Blondie Locks"
by Shakti1225 May 24, 2010
This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.
Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.
Or
Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.
Or
Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.
by MarriedtoMo828 November 11, 2021