Farts that are caused by and are precursors to large doodies.
Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.
They usually smell like the danger ahead.
Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.
They usually smell like the danger ahead.
"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
by nofx9019 December 2, 2009
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"The Barkats are coming! The Barkats are coming!"
"That dude just drank all the Dr. Pepper!"
"He's a Barkat."
"That guy got a 6 on the AP test! I didn't even know that was possible!"
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"That dude just drank all the Dr. Pepper!"
"He's a Barkat."
"That guy got a 6 on the AP test! I didn't even know that was possible!"
"He's a Barkat. Nuf said."
by shazattax October 3, 2012
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A natural defense that involves producing a powerful fart in order to launch a nestled penis from ones rectum. A barking devil dog can be produced by either gender and is solely utilized to abrupt the act of anal sex.
"If you even think about slipping it into the wrong hole; I won't hesitate to give you a barking devil dog."
by dSwagg2012 January 16, 2012
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by vladimaro January 16, 2020
Get the Bark Bitch mug.A highly elusive nocturnal specie of spider mainly from the Tennessee area (also known as the Tennessee barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to "bark". These spiders are attracted by the scent of bratwurst and sourcrout and also been known to emerge on taco tuesdays. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cusions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Tennessee barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.
Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Tennesse Barking Spiders. I think Bill just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner.
by Rick C. May 14, 2005
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by -Zacks- May 18, 2016
Get the Barka Kids mug.Our little barkbox is just one of a multitude of informal and vociferous four-legged emissaries to the rest of the neighborhood who may not comprehend or appreciate the cultural importance of them being here and making their voices heard!
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