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Double Bern team

When 2 people that both have "Bern" in their names telepathically communicate with each other and accidentally plan to tease the crap out of you for something, especially when all 3 of you are very close friends. Usually works between Bernard , Bernie , Bernadette , etc
Dude my 2 closest friends are Bernard and Bernadette. Do you understand how much ****ing double Bern teaming I get abused by?
by crayrey June 18, 2020
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Bernese Mountain Doggin

Unique and highly desired sexual position that is guaranteed to satisfy all parties.
Last night we were Bernese Mountain Doggin and I thought for sure he would finish…
by Mothanyouthought August 28, 2023
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Berns

noun. life of the Party; everyone’s favorite friend; his crew is likely to consist of other big dicks due to jealousy he tends to receive from so-called “men” with SDE (small dick energy); constantly surrounded by like-minded Alpha—goons ready the make food out of anyone foolish enough to disrespect him; his presence often breeds jealousy and insecurity; the nicest guy you know, but is likely to slay your hoe or sick his dogs on you
I got cuckholded once, but I get a pass because it was by a Berns.
by A User Has No Name November 23, 2021
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bern him at the stake

Put a player on blast with the knowledge that doing so will make him have his best game of the season.
“Wow, you really must be down on Hays to bern him at the stake today in the thread.”

Hays: *hits for the cycle*
by project141764 June 3, 2024
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