by Crashy873 August 21, 2019
Get the Bedtime Scrollingmug. A ritual containing two or more friends, where they each get into bed and lay as close to each other as they can, in the dark.
Bedtime is best when people involved have a deep conversation about life, but they can also just talk about lighthearted things.
What is said at bedtime can never be repeated.
Rule one of Bedtime is do not talk about Bedtime.
Bedtime is best when people involved have a deep conversation about life, but they can also just talk about lighthearted things.
What is said at bedtime can never be repeated.
Rule one of Bedtime is do not talk about Bedtime.
by p1ef4ce November 9, 2024
Get the Bedtimemug. A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?
B: Sure.
A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...
B: Sure.
A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...
by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017
Get the adult bedtime storymug. An Urge to splurge is when your beating your dick and the porn guy zooms in on thr guys dick like what the heck man
by Xwarm May 6, 2018
Get the Bedtime switcharoomug. 
Get the bedtime bustmug. When a guy has came more times in his bed than in a human being it has the capacity to repopulate an entire city.
by biggycheezerz December 5, 2016
Get the bedtimatemug. Refers to the age-old "cranky conundrum" issue about when children want to go to bed as opposed to when adults wish to do so. Many youngsters detest bedtime and want to delay it as long as possible, whereas grownups often can't wait to "hit da hay", and are also always looking to "catch a few extra winks" whenever possible.
Da whole bedtime-vs.-age debacle equally applies to getting up in the morning, as well --- many kids are totally "rarin' to go" at da crack of dawn, whereas their exhausted parents would happily "sleep till noon" if they had da choice.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Get the bedtime-vs.-age debaclemug.