Pumpkin Bedtime

The early bedtime observed by exemplary white guys in order to avoid "pumkinfication" and other undesirable consequences (e.g. fistapalooza)

Sax Mhaffer's pumpkin bedtime is 11:30pm.

by Julian_Chanco June 23, 2011

Bedtime story

When you cover your dick with peanut better and jelly mixed together and let your dog lick it off.

When you break out the jar of peanut butter mixed with jelly and get a bedtime story and let your dog lick it off.

by Lotsolols June 7, 2018

Bedtime Story

An unexpected reception of a sexual act from another person at night, in one's bed.

Shawn thought Sara had gone home, but she returned to give him a bedtime story

by Vpdotcom March 28, 2009

bedtime blunders

Getting caught masturbating while your roommate because of one shaking the poorly made college bunkbeds. The second most important reason why college students should have separate beds. The most important reason would be the story every college tells you about the star student/athlete that fell off the top bunk and got paralyzed and almost flunked out.

Fuzzy has bedtime blunders.

by Downvoting Victim January 18, 2006

bedtime-beats

masturbating right before you go to sleep

Man, I really need to lay off the bedtime-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011

Bustimate

To estimate the length of time a trip will take if you were to use public transportation, factoring in things like wait time and detours.

A: "dude, when can you get there?"
B: "Uhm, I'd bustimate about 20 minutes from now"

by Shok! May 9, 2011

bedtime bust

A wet dream.

Dude I had a Bedtime Bust Last night, hella gross

by SirGoof May 19, 2017