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Patrick Bateman finish

While taking a young lady coitus more ferarum (that's doggy-style) pointing to yourself in the mirror, just like Patrick Bateman does in American Psycho.
Mirror not really necessary - the fun is in trying to keep a straight face, knowing that she has no idea what you are contemplating.
See the film for a graphic illustration of the Patrick Bateman finish. Additionally, I will bet the world that every man who reads this will try this finish the next time he gets a chance.
by Undercover Lover April 28, 2007
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bateman

A nihilistic upper-class male who cares of nothing but material possesions, looking flawlessly handsome, and making absurd amounts of money. One bateman is rarely distiguishable from another due to the fact that they wear similar clothes and all sport the same chic haircut. Batemans are inherently violent, usually on a combination of booze, coke, and/or pills, and are above the law... so beware.
"Have you met nick's brother chad?"
"The one that works on Wall Street? yeah...that guy is a total fuckin bateman.
by Matthew Benedetti May 12, 2007
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bartman

To blame your inept performance on someone/something that had little to do with a negative outcome.
Although Mike claimed his poor round of golf was due to a bird chirping on his backswing on the second tee, we all knew his excuse was a bartman.
by Brett P. October 20, 2003
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Bartender

A professional blender of liquids and solids (spirits, narcotics, drug substances, sauces, opiates, anesthetics, ethanol, tranquilizers…) involving a multi-step process culminating in the formation of a, generally appetizing, substance with a specific purpose.

Although historically mistaken for a non-medical professional, a bartender has identical importance as your local pharmacist, family doctor and favorite dealer. In fact, his/her qualifications encompasses all credentials obtained by the aforementioned occupations.
The hardest part of a bartender's job is figuring out who is stupid and who is drunk
by Dictionnarian July 20, 2018
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Turkish Bartering

verb: to juggle a woman's breasts while gobbling like a turkey.
by ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLI February 5, 2009
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barbemous minimus

The technical term for declaring a truce in a battle of barbs or wit.
They no longer traded bards, preferring instead to declare barbemous minimus.
by McRuleBreaker November 17, 2011
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Bartender's dozen

A grouping of 15 items. Just as a baker's dozen is 13, a bartender's dozen is 15.
Its Friday night and we ran out of limes, can you run to the store and pick up a bartender's dozen?
by NickDeNofa June 27, 2016
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