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A nihilistic upper-class male who cares of nothing but material possesions, looking flawlessly handsome, and making absurd amounts of money. One bateman is rarely distiguishable from another due to the fact that they wear similar clothes and all sport the same chic haircut. Batemans are inherently violent, usually on a combination of booze, coke, and/or pills, and are above the law... so beware.
"Have you met nick's brother chad?"
"The one that works on Wall Street? yeah...that guy is a total fuckin bateman.
by Matthew Benedetti April 29, 2007
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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While doing her doggy you find a mirror in the room in which you can see yourself. Put a nasty porn look on youre face and flex youre muscles, just before you smack her ass to make her feel more like a cheap whore:)
Man just before I gave her the amazing double cum i pulled a bateman on her.. beyond her embarresment, i could see she loved it.
by Geej May 16, 2005
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A formal name for a batty boy or a batty man.

Usually used for jokes, such as filling in forms.

Taken from the Latin Batemonus, meaning Incompetent/lack of effort, It has come to mean a general slob who commits himself to a job but then never follows through.
E.G. Person 1 "My coach is a right Bateman!"
Person 2 : "For show! he doesn't even watch your matches, or whatever?!"
by Lytollismeister January 23, 2011
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This is a verb used to describe the action of getting wasted, blowing a whistle and then pulling a random. This can gain respect but often involves getting a hangover and sleeping with a girl looking slightly like a mishapen horse
Oh I can't believe you were batemaning last night!
by Alex1234567 July 23, 2006
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When ever a kid acts retarded and that kid front flips. A Bateman is a juul finatic and always needs pods. Bateman will wrestle you. He says he won’t talk to a kid. Ex Preston, but you damn well he lying. Yeah what you bateman!
by New Cumberland February 12, 2018
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Bateman (bate-man): To endlessly party with no concern for ones well being or financial future.
Dude, when I bateman I get 50 no's and a yes, and that's a yes!
by PartyForever September 24, 2010
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