Avengeancy

Avengeancy can only occur when one's girlfriend (not boyfriend, under any circumstances), is slaughtered in bed with a push mower. The murderer must have a distinctive facial feature and/or speech pattern by which he/she can be identified, and must be driven to murder by depravity caused by severe drug addiction. One must spend exactly 666 days searching for the murderer, before the murderer will be found in an abandoned house in North Korea. One must sneak into the sleeping murderer's room and shoot them no less than 22 times with a .357 caliber magnum. This is Avengeancy.

"Man, the craziest thing just happened. My girlfriend (not boyfriend, under any circumstances), was slaughtered in bed with a push mower. The murderer had a distinctive facial feature and/or speech pattern by which he/she could be identified, and was driven to murder by depravity caused by severe drug addiction. I spent exactly 666 days searching for the murderer, before the murderer was found in an abandoned house in North Korea. I snuck into the sleeping murderer's room and shoot them no less than 22 times with a .357 caliber magnum. It was classic Avengeancy."

by Roo Bradly July 26, 2009

Asenmusikk

Boring acoustic music.

Jason Mraz is the ultimate asenmusikk

by whazzzuuup January 30, 2008

adengappa

It's an emotion of excitement

Adengappa he got 90/100 in maths

by Marcus actus October 4, 2018

Young avenger

the gayest marvel comic team ever.

Maggie: I’m gay
Scott: ok miss young avenger

by mms721 January 31, 2022

Avenged Sevenfold

Avenged Sevenfold, the best band ever, hails from Orange County, CA. The band is a hardcore band, that has more recently become more of a full-on metal band. The lineup includes:

Matt Shadows- Lead Vocals
Synyster Gates- Lead Guitars
Zacky Vengeance- Rhythm Guitars
Johnny Christ- Bass
The Rev- Drums

The band has released three full length CDs to date. 2001's "Sounding The Seventh Trumpet", 2003's "Waking The Fallen", and 2005's "City of Evil". The songs they have released include "Darkness Surrounding", "Unholy Confessions", "Chapter Four", "Burn It Down", and "Bat Country". No band can ever remove Avenged Sevenfold from the spot of being the best band ever.

That Avenged Sevenfold show last night was fucking awesome and I can't wait to buy all their CDs and see them on tour again!

by god of the world September 3, 2005

avenged sevenfold

A hardcore band born out of Huntington Beach California, Avenged Sevenfold(informally known as A7X) came together in hopes of being heard. Their mission was accomplished. Throughout their four albulms, Warmness on the Soul, Sounding the Seventh Trumpet, Waking the Fallen, and their latest City of Evil, they have exposed the world to strong lyrics and powerful chords. Mixing sounds of bands such as Iron Maiden, Guns and Roses, and Bad Religion, they're creating music to make a scene about.

Members include:

M. Shadows - Lead Vocals
Synyster Gates - Lead Guitar
Zacky Vengeance - Guitar
Johnny Christ - Bass
The Rev - Drums

Just like everyother band out there, Avenged Sevenfold will Own Your Face!!

by X Miss. Doyle Wolfgang X January 22, 2006

Avenged Seven-Troll

An Avenged Seven-Troll is a “metalhead” who is so closed minded that he / she can't accept even the small possibility that the band Avenged Sevenfold is any good. Avenged Seven-Troll's use the same illogical arguments over and over again such as that the band is not metal, that the drugs that The Rev was taking because of his heart problem were being used as recreational drugs, that The Rev died from the combination of those drugs and alcohol, and that the band is a bunch of “emo pussies.” (All of which is not true whatsoever.) Their main point though, is that Avenged Sevenfold fans are a bunch of pre-teen overweight fan girls who have no taste in music and can't spell anything correctly. In most cases, Avenged Sevenfold fans are smart and have very diverse tastes in music. Avenged Seven-Trolls enjoy being glad about The Rev's death. They also laugh at the people who continue to mourn The Rev's death (which is the entire A7X fan base and the members of Avenged Sevenfold themselves.) Most Avenged Seven-Troll's have emo / gothic profile pictures, so they're easily recognizable.

A7X Fan: They're a good band, you just can't accept that.

Avenged Seven-Troll: You're just a fat pre-teenaged girl who has no taste in music.

A7X Fan: Excuse me, I'm actually a nineteen year old man who has a VERY diverse taste in music. Thank you very much.

Avenged Seven-Troll: Nope, You're still a fag.

A7X Fan: -facepalm- You stupid Avenged Seven-Troll.

Avenged Seven-Troll: Fag.

by Admin ZD July 15, 2011