son of a monkey's ass

Something frustrating in its disgustingness.
Orginally, a man birthed from the anus of a monkey or an ape.

::Jeanine unable to get credit card machine to work: "Son of a monkey's ass!"

by Meta April 12, 2004

act a monkey

To act up inappropriately in a situation.

I got to work today and couldn't get anything done cause they act a monkey up in here.

by Blended 1 January 7, 2014

Fucked a monkey

1. a) To do something inadvertently that causes catastrophic events. b) To unknowingly create an epidemic.

Guy 1: "Dude some girl puked in the fryer at my Mcjob today"

Guy 2: "Damn she really fucked a monkey"

Guy 1: "No kidding, no one got fries for the rest of the day"

by xzekiel June 7, 2009

caged like a monkey

when u shit on someone in fortnite

your dog water Caged like a monkey boxed like a fish no earning dollar tree headset go back to play and learn

by Garbage kid February 19, 2021

Is levi a monkey

is levi a monkey
Yes levi is the king of monkeys.... and he is gay 100%
Well.... not the king if hes a peasant

He still wonks on cotton farms, and will go to cotton picker high school
He has the world record for the biggest forehead in the world.

Is levi a monkey the answer is yes

by Is levi a monkey April 5, 2022

have a monkey on one's back

to have an addiction to drugs or alcohol

Man, he really has a monkey on his back. He needs help.

by Light Joker March 31, 2005

im not a monkey, im a scientist

A phrase commonly used by that really overpowered looking gorilla/scientist bitch who in reality has a pussy tickling gun and needs to be buffed.

Reaper :Get tf back 2 the zoo u monkey cunt

Winston: Im not a monkey, im a scientist

by Memeulous June 2, 2017