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- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
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- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

alphie

alphie is the best person ever.when you meet him, you won't realise it, but if he genuinely likes you, you'll be best friends with him. he's the fucking sweetest person ever, unless you get on the wrong side of him. alphie will do anything for his friends and he's just the best fucking person ever, if you have an alphie in your life, don't let him go. he's gorgeous in every way. there's no one you'll love more than alphie. he's just the fucking best, and you'll be so fucking grateful to have someone as amazing as him in your life. i fucking love you alphie <3

"who's ur fav person?"
"definitely alphie man, i love him sm"

by frankiexoxo May 8, 2020

Archie

Has a huge dick and calls everyone he meets a nonce

Archies dick is huge

by YeetDaMoney August 4, 2020

alchemy

In a nutshell, alchemy was "chemistry" before the periodic table. It was believed that combining the four basic properties (earth, fire, air, and water) in certain ratios could produce iron, gold, booze, and even life itself. Alchemy was no longer practiced after LaVosier's studies and the publishing of the Periodic Table of Elements.

The anime Full Metal Alchemist has very little to do with classical alchemy.

by Matt July 19, 2005

Achievement Hunter

Grown men (and a woman) who get paid to play video games and chuck soda cans at walls.

Achievement Hunter is my favourite. They're hilarious.

by YOLOSWAG2014 August 25, 2014

Lifetime Achievement Award

A very strong mixed signal from an industry association, particularly in the performing arts, given to a long-established figure. It is simultaneously a heartfelt pat on the back for a splendid career, and a forceful hint that said career is now over as far as the industry is concerned. Something like receiving a really meaningful hug while behind guided very meaningfully toward the door.

Ah, she's up for a Lifetime Achievement Award for her music career. Do you think she's going to write her autobiography or go on reality TV?

by DancingKali April 9, 2011

stoner achiever

A person whom on a daily basis smokes marijuana and reaches the utmost success in every aspect of life. i.e school, work, family, and friends.

A:Bro you don't get shit done and just smoke all day.
B:I got more money than you, better grades than you, and smoke all day.
A:really?
B:Yes, I am a stoner achiever.

by IPAD The Terrible May 1, 2011