accidental sex

When you don't really realize what you are doing and have sex with someone but it was a total accident and you didn't mean for it to happen.

"The other night i took her home from a party because she was cold and i had accidental sex with her, because I was pissed at the girl i was wheeling"

by Titty Tina September 26, 2012

accidental gay splooge

An occurence when beating off to porn when you happen to cum at the same time as the camera flashes to a shot of the guy.

Brenden: every time i watch porn i always accidentally gay splooge.

Brett: its not an accidental gay splooge if your watchin gay porn you faggot.

by stuffedpepper March 22, 2009

the accidental

This is the name of a sexual position which is both very stimulating for both the male and female. You enter from behind as you would in "doggy style" but then, the female lies on her belly with her legs together. You lie on top and continue to thrust as normal.

It is named the accidental because you know whoever invented it did so because himself and the female fell over doing doggy.

"Lets do doggy"
"ok"
(both fall over)
"ooooooooh, awesome!!!"

(doin doggy)
"the accidental???"
"hells yeah!!!"
"boom boom!"

by GazNVixDicto May 1, 2010

sex accident

Pregnancy

we had a sex accident now we have f**kin twins

by Captain Klamydia February 26, 2009

Happy accident

Your birth

My son was a happy accident

by El Sheep’O September 16, 2018

accidental peepshow

When the hot neighbor chick stands naked and unaware in front of her apartment window, and you accidentally catch a glimpse.

"Dude, I had the best morning. I stumbled into the kitchen to get coffee, and that hot blonde next door gave me an accidental peepshow."

"Man. I wish I'd been there."

by FinnianMC June 6, 2009

accidental techie

The accidental techie is usually a person who understands computers or office equipment better than most in the organization, and can figure out how to adapt the knowledge to the organization's needs. This is the go-to person for technology issues at an office that doesn't have or can't afford tech support.

After Jason fixed Ellie's screen resolution he quickly became the accidental techie.

by benab February 24, 2010