Wetting the Sponge

A phrase alluding to foreplay and moistening the female reproductive system for a proper pounding.

____ and I were wetting the sponge when her mom walked in and saw us naked.

by Dildo Swaggins 69 February 26, 2017

Westing

The definition of Westing is
Reloads M1 Grand BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG WESTING

Me: Reloads M1 Grand BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG WESTING
Person: Drops Dead

by Mrsalom November 3, 2019

Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

kanye westing

throwing a bunch of random shit together and calling it god like art.

"pussy wiggles through your mouth" bra that is some god like art bitch that is some kanye westing bull shit

by kanye westing it April 20, 2015

seat wetting

When a girl becomes wet or cums she is 'seat wetting'.

There's no use getting into heavy petting, because it only leads to trouble and seat wetting.

by DDeRo September 8, 2016

seat wetting

When a girl becomes wet or 'cums' she it is called 'seat wetting'.

There's no use in heavy petting; it only leads to trouble and seat wetting.

by DDeRo September 7, 2016

Bird Wetting Session

A period of time in which a man gets his dick (bird) sucked (wet).

Derived from the concept of "Getting Your Bird Wet"

My girlfriend was on her period so we couldn't have sex but I still got a bird wetting session.

by Capt. Swee Righ April 7, 2010