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Wander-Slutting

After a break-up, a period in time where a person will make a point to socialize for the mere purpose of having sex with whomever wanders their way. Usually out of spite.
You and Jay broke up? Great! Let's go wander-slutting and relieve the pain!
by Alisha D December 11, 2007
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Wandering Sock

A living sock that will explore the house when no one is home and hide itself in improbable places to find a sock.
I finaly bought a cage for my wandering sock. Last time we were out it snuck into the toaster!
by XCchamp June 17, 2009
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Wandering rose

Someone who is beautiful inside, but refuses to believe it. They wander the world in search of themselves, but they really don't need to be searching. They just need to open their eyes or look in the mirror.
Other people's view: Wow what an awesome person.
Wandering rose's view: who am I, Do I have a purpose, do i matter at all?
by Dianatrics February 13, 2010
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Wandering Old Man Syndrome

A state in which one finds themselves randomly walking around, usually without a set course or destination.
Man 1-"What's he doing? That's the third time he's walked by the doorway."

Man 2-"Dunno, must have Wandering Old Man Syndrome."
by Khozo September 23, 2010
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wandblock

When someone spoils your performance of a magic trick/illusion in front of someone, especially the ladies.
Bob: And now, as I flip through the deck, you can see that all the cards are different -
Bill: It's a trick deck. Look, every other card is the five of hearts.
Bob: Thank you for the wandblock, Bill...
by teambuildingexercise99 March 12, 2012
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floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer

derived from Potter Puppet Pals, this is one of the grave "wizard swears"...it joins the large category of insults which question a guy's manhood
I'd never go out with that floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer!
by bookworm3x4 August 24, 2009
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wandering

walking around aimlessly, trying not to appear mentally ill, pretending to be boss, but actually you hate life and feel stuck. you go places randomly for whatever reason to feel better about yourself.
friend: "where you going?"
me: "gonna go wandering around town"
friend: "ok man, try not to look like a creep"
by tiredbrokenrecord June 8, 2016
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