witticles are the testicles of wit.
for someone to mention the large size of your witticles means that you are robustly witty.
for someone to mention the large size of your witticles means that you are robustly witty.
Sara: WOW...your witticles are really showing today, John.
John: What can I say? I'm one witty bastard.
John: What can I say? I'm one witty bastard.
by answergirlanon April 12, 2009
Get the witticles mug.A phrase often used in the show 24. Whenever something is going to occur "Within the hour" it means it's happening THIS episode and it to be taken seriously. Has roughly the same meaning when used in real life.
Person A: That does it. I'm going to his house and working things out. Violently.
Person B: When?
Person A: ... Within the hour.
Person B: OH FUC-
Person B: When?
Person A: ... Within the hour.
Person B: OH FUC-
by NeoSizer October 2, 2007
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Short for "what is this I don't even". An incredulous exclamation of confusion, similar to "I don't even know what's going on right now"
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Get the witide mug.A witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone. Also, answering to a sarcastic question with equal amount of sarcasm.
Tom: Dude, a drunk could drive better than you
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism
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2. Within your ability to do what is allowed to you.
3. Got/Has/Have the authority to do "whatever it's based on."
2. Within your ability to do what is allowed to you.
3. Got/Has/Have the authority to do "whatever it's based on."
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 17, 2006
Get the within your rights mug.Someone who is witless but on the internet. You call them a "Wittie". These type of people tend to hand out most on sites such as twitch, reddit, youtube, and especially discord. Sometimes, these users may even be named Wittie.
"Learn some common sense or you'll become a Wittie!"
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Get the Wittie mug.within whack (wyth-IN WACK)(adj pr): In order, within specifications, nominal --"lost positive" phrase opposite of "out of whack."
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