Vacupation

When you attempt to masterbait with a vacum cleaner, but it somehow turns on amputating your dick.

911 what’s youre emergency?
Uh hi miss...
So today I was playing with my vacuum cleaner, right?
And uh...
I managed to amputate my penis.
What is your adress we will send a ambulance over there immidetly. Vacupations are no joke out here in Texas.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Vaglidation

Mentality of submissive or empathetically biased men (usually simps, fuckboy/pickupers/incels, whiteknights) - self-validating with, being proud of, dependent on and excessively worrying about female attention & perception of them, their own 'body count' & desirability, as well as societal validation from it (regardless of the type of relationship he's having, or his position in it).

Implies the guy has close to none filter (would sex any woman that offers) - directly proportional to it.
It's their life purpose/goal/prize, as well as their intrusive biased projections onto other men (empathy bias also prevents them from thinking otherwise).

They're often projecting this mentality at others - assuming others also have vaglidation goals - seeing everything they do or say through the lens of 'it has to be an attempt at getting laid'.

simps always place women on a pedestal
- lol incel
- don't project your vaglidation

by veinsofgold November 20, 2024