dirty valdemar

A guy who masturbates furiously all the time. He also has mommy issues. What a weirdo.

"fucking dirty valdemar over there"

by mitch macdonalds June 4, 2020

exxon valdez

to have diarrhea in a hot tub with other people in it.. or to "upper deck" a toilet with the hershey squirts.

Dude, I can't believe you exxon valdezed that hot tub! That was awesome!

by EBinAUSTIN November 14, 2006

moral values

A term people use when they don't want to admit that they're homophobic.

"Moral values are very important to me. (Heh, they'll never find out that I hate gay people!)"

by korex May 13, 2005

small town values

Conservative Republican values that are often contradictory and controversial.
AKA Palin

Josh is full of small town values. He must've gone McCain.

by Josh123412341234 December 9, 2008

Values Nazi

A person who like to comment about your internet values. Side kick of Grammar Nazis, cousins' of trolls.

(Random Thread)

TS: Can anyone here tell me how many pubic hair I have in my nut sack?

Random Douche: You never said please, so I won't answer your question.

TS: WTF! You're such a %$&#^**# Values Nazi, go to hell.

by tehmaster1987 December 6, 2009

Leo Valdez

A seventh wheel. His life has been ruined by fire

Bro your such a Leo Valdez

by Female jacculant sex bot November 27, 2019

Juan ValDEEZ

Pronounced " Juan Val-DEEZ"
Spilling the beans to the point of creating a monumental disaster. A combined reference to the Alaskan Exxon Valdez oil spill and to Juan Valdez, fictional Columbian coffee grower.

"You told Betty to her face that she was really ugly?! Holy crap, dude!... did you ever Juan ValDEEZ her!

by Juan O'Malley January 3, 2011