Testosterfilm

A movie aimed at male audiences that often have conventional "Testosterfilm" elements, such as long pointless gun fights, Long pointless car chases, sexy female characters in tight PVC suits and ridiculous gory deaths.

Person A: You watching Underworld?
Person B: Yup
Person A: Thats such a testosterfilm. I can see the stubble growing on your face.
Person B: Shut up. Its the good bit with the car chase/gun battle/fit chick in PVC suit.

by Gothic Rosa February 1, 2009

Textist

Someone who propogates sexist opinions through the medium of text messaging. Can be male or female.

Jane: I've just got another text from John

Jill: What does it say?

Jane: 'Who let you out of the kitchen?'

Jill: John is such a textist!

by spamwonderfulspam June 17, 2009

testoster-pwn

1. When someone is more masculine than someone else, thus "pwning" them with their masculinity/testosterone.'

2. When someone is in contact with more males than someone else.

1. Boy 1: "My little sister can throw a football much farther than I can."
Boy 2: "Sounds like she just testoster-pwned you."

2. Girl 1: "Going to an all-girls school can be so boring. My friend in public school has so many more guy friends!"
Girl 2: "Well, you've just been testoster-pwned."

by jamazinggg September 29, 2009

Testosterbone

the act of using the hormone testosterone to hump all that is in sight and within arms length. The cause of AIDS.

After Scott hit puberty his testosterone turned into a rabbit rape fucking frenzy of testosterbone.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Testosteronious

The condition of being completely over-indulged in testosterone, to such a level that you actually transmogrify into douche.

Yeah he is so testosteronious

by Mahler8 September 25, 2010

testosterotard

a pig headed man with an absolute lack of common sense.

That guy is a total TestosteroTard."

by agrant005 November 15, 2010

testostoritch

results in random, usually unnecessary show of masculinity to either impress, intimidate, upstage, hinder target giving perpetrator a self involved since of accomplishment

first guy>>>Man did you see Johnny run up and pop that boy in the mouth as soon as he pulled up, he didnt even let him get his seatbelt off son? lol 2nd guy>>> Yeah man I saw that clown, he must of had a testostoritch he needed to scratch or somethin' lol
example 2 first guy>>>Check out Johnny over there flexin, takin those chicks to the gun show. 2nd guy>>> man that fool is always scratchin his testostoritch!

by rhyynno October 18, 2011