Teleporter

transporting the diarrhea shit from one asshole to another through a feeding tube.

Mike shared his streaming dooker with a male gigolo

by Geraldo Spicano September 11, 2005

Text Telepathy

Text telepathy is used when you receive a text message that is full of typo's or doesn't make sense. The receiver can usually figure out what the sender meant. Usually mistakes are made when texting because the keypad is too small, auto-fill kicks in, or simply because one's fingers are too big.

girl 1: I got this text message from Charlie which didn't make any sense. He told me to meet him at the molies.

girl 2: Well how did you figure out what he was trying to say?

girl 1: I used my text telepathy and figured he meant to meet him at the movies.

by FASH1976 April 15, 2010

the teleporter

a sexual act in which a man does a girl doggy style while facing a window, all the while having his buddy in the ajacent closet. The man proceedes to tell the woman that his condom has fallen off, and that he must stop for a second. At that point, his friend switches places with him, and he makes his way to outside the window, where he waves, grinning, at her.

"yo, last night me and tyrone pulled the teleporter on my girlfriend's paraplegic, braindead sister! Fo sho."

by Peter macPhearson April 23, 2005

Teleportateé

When you need to teleport the fuck out of some where

This club is whack. I am about to teleportateé the fuck out of here.

by Meatball916 November 5, 2017

Teleporting babies

they are VERY famous

teleporting babies are life

by Syrup is pog May 20, 2021

TELEPORTTATE

When you really need to get somewhere faster than teleportation.

Char quick TELEPORTTATE to my bed, I need a special cuddle.

by CollIsTheBest June 7, 2023

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020