techtarded

A person or situation that is technologically retarded

"How many megabytes of memory do you have on your external hard drive?"
"Huh?"
"Geez, you're such a techtard."

by Jamie L. May 15, 2005

techtarded

Of or relating to a person or situation which is technologically 'challenged'.

You don't have an iPod yet? That's kinda techdarded.

by Jamie May 13, 2005

Techtard

Someone who is computer illiterate.
The act of being bad with technology.
One who doesn't care to learn about technological things.
AKA my friend Kevin

When it comes to computers I'm a techtard.

As far as society's concerned, he is techtarded.

by MachineShop January 15, 2008

Cactus Tetard

1) Name given to one in a more friendly way instead of calling him a retard. However, it can also be used as a very harsh insult when in class when the teacher be right next to you. A cactus tetard is the type of smartass who gets the most obvious things wrong. If you ever see a cactus tetard, you will find that he looks normal at first but then 5 seconds later he will put on a bigboi rape face. If you are in a group and happen to find a cactus tetard in a group, try to take him out before he can pull the rape face. So then you will not be seduced and get horny.

1) Boi 1 "Fuck it's a cactus tetard! You get the legs I'll get the head and body."

2) Cactus tetard " What's 4+4-8?"

Boi 2 " 0 You Cactus Tetard"

by BigBoiKefla November 7, 2018

Techtard

someon who is retarded at anything technological, or someone who brakes everything technological they touch.

Omg, blake is a complete techtard, not knowing how to use the DMZ to put a device outside a router firewall.

by lios15leet February 16, 2009

techtarded

Being incapable of managing modern technology.

Tech Support Lisa: No ma'am, that's not a cupholder, it's where you put CDs or DVDs... What's a DVD? Ummm, let me put you on hold a sec...
(to other Tech Support colleague)
OMG, this moron is so techtarded - I guarantee she has a landline - probably a rotary dial one...

by jeffstra July 31, 2011

teatard

Antonym of "libtard".

Joel, is it true that for every teatard in existence there is the equivalent and opposite libtard?

by MONTOYA66 November 25, 2015