1. Technocream is an ointment used to protect your valuable electronics from the sun's harmful rays.
2. What happens when you get overly excited by electronics.
2. What happens when you get overly excited by electronics.
1. Get out the technocream, its 80 outside and I want to take my laptop and sit under a tree.
2. Choochoo, the gangsta, has a serious case of the technocreams.
2. Choochoo, the gangsta, has a serious case of the technocreams.
by Fo_Realsies April 6, 2010
Get the technocream mug.A person who always keeps having strange unexplainable issues with their computers, smartphones and other devices etc., not because it is their fault or he/she is dumb. (not to be confused with technophobe)
There is always a (at least one) technochronic person in every company with whom the IT support just doesn't wanna deal with. You just cant find how to fix their IT issue which no one else is having.
by MindBlowing February 1, 2015
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A word used to describe someone who cannot use technology properly no matter how hard they try. A person who cannot figure out the simplest of things such as signing up for social media sites, navigating computers, cell phones, etc. A person who cannot figure out or embrace any aspect of technology and messes up whenever they try to.
Can you please help me connect my computer to the internet. I can't seem to do it, I'm such a technoclutz.
by mahatmabuddha September 7, 2016
Get the Technoclutz mug.Technodeist Church, also referred as Technodeist Cult, is a name used to refer to churches and cults that use techodeism and scientific deism as the main base of their cults. Usually advocating the search for spiritual beings and gods on the same style of search for aliens, the development of technodeistic technologies and the creation of graduation courses related to technodeism and scientific deism.
"My city is about get a technodeist church, they are even building a big technological center for search for spiritual beings and gods here, it is really fucking crazy tho."
"Technodeist churches show so well that we can unite science with religion and spirituality, but the question is know how to do it, but how technodeism and scientific deism might be considered as sciences or even as protosciences, it is ok to do it."
"Technodeist churches show so well that we can unite science with religion and spirituality, but the question is know how to do it, but how technodeism and scientific deism might be considered as sciences or even as protosciences, it is ok to do it."
by Full Monteirism January 17, 2021
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The fear of using a restroom without having your smart phone available to use while sitting on the throne.
Husband: Hey, this coffee is kicking in and I gotta go take a dump. Give me my phone back please.
Wife: Wait a minute. I don’t have my phone and I need to finish this.
Husband: Come on! Don’t you know I suffer from technocrapaphobia!
Wife: Wait a minute. I don’t have my phone and I need to finish this.
Husband: Come on! Don’t you know I suffer from technocrapaphobia!
by Lupine86 November 8, 2022
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