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Technoblade

The world's greatest Minecraft YouTuber, a pig with the world's hottest elbows, a bedwars win streak of 1400+, and currently a 5 week Minecraft Monday winner. He is the blood god, and a Sky Block god. He insults people by calling them nerds.
Me: Subscribe to Technoblade, he is a god.
Friend: How so?
Me: You want an example? *shows all of techno winning in Minecraft Monday*
by CMaguire19 September 9, 2019
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Techno Hermit

a complete recluse (hermit) who plays xbox live or playstation 3/computer (esp. World of Warcraft) all the time, neglecting their social life completely.
hey wanna come to town at the weekend?

nah man, ive just bought the new WoW expansions pack.

dont be a techno hermit man!
by Santiri December 16, 2008
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Techno Gibbon

One who, upon hearing the sound of techno music will proceed to dance around in the style of a gibbon. A truly magical sight to behold.

There is only one true techno gibbon and his name is chris. He swings from the trees like no other.

This is techno and this is my fist.
"Here comes that Techno Gibbon." Upon seeing Chris dance in a rather frantic, rhythmic fashion.
by Pelican Dan May 26, 2010
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technobimbo

someone who is naturally inept around computers or technology, despite being generally intelligent and knowledgeable.
Someone describes themselves as a technobimbo when they can't work out how to work their phone or laptop.
by NinaNoodles1979 July 5, 2010
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technobladesexual

One who is attracted to a fucking Pig from the Dsmp.
Mostly used by dumb people who do not have a life.
Insert name- I'm proud to come out as...
Person- Congrats, I support!
Insert Name- Technobladesexual
Person- wtf
by Duckyy February 20, 2022
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Detroit Techno

Techno from it's birthplace, Detroit, Michigan. Started by The Belleville Three, this musical genre took the world by storm.
Detroit Techno takes over DEMF at the Hart Plaza every year.
by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004
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Techno Dick

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.
"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"
by Spicy McHaggus May 7, 2008
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