whale tale

The visible portion of of a g-string that rises above the back of a woman's pants or skirt. Named because it is similar in appearance to the tale of a whale that is above water.

"Dude, check out the whale tale that girl's showing."

by g-man January 18, 2005

Fairy Tale

The reason girl cry themselves to sleep at night wondering why they can't find a guy like Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, or whatever their cup of tea may be.

Girl: I wish my life was like a fairy tale.

by International Badass July 24, 2011

cock tale

A tale a guy tells to a guy about how they got laid where it happened who it was with what time they did it.

Ron: Hey did I tell you about how i got Jessica?
Tim: Dude I already heard this cock tale a million times!

by jakerater July 16, 2007

Tattle-tale

A lil snitch that tells dad everything you do

Jj is a tattle-tale, he better be careful

by HoneyDaDon June 8, 2017

talee nelson

an asshole who only thinks of himself and is stubborn in every way,doesnt give a shit if he hurts as long as he's happy.only thinks of himself,and is very rude and mean.but you still love him.

talee nelson: i love you
me: i love you too
talee nelson: i hate you
me: wtf..

by rooanne March 30, 2009

Katrina Tale

A story told to be funny but really makes no sense.

Always a guess-you-had-to-be-there story.

-"Ha so this one time I was in class and my teacher just gave me this look and omg I couldn't stop laughing"
-"Wow that was one Katrina Tale"

by Tyrone97 June 2, 2009

Lie-Tale

A story, that at the start seems to be true, but as it progresses becomes more and more unbelievable, usually ending in a joke. Overexposure to lie-tales can give a groups of people very distorted views of reality.

Bloke 1 - So i went to chippy the other day, asked for a small bag of chips, woman said "that will be 79", so i said "well you can fuck off if you are going to count them"
Bloke 2 - Fuck off blagging my head with your lie-tales

by scottypeerol September 28, 2009