Smurf Dick

The condition of your manbat when inside of very tight pum-pum. The puss cuts off the circulation of your fuckstick making the shaft blue and the head white. Therefore looking like a smurf.

Yo, I thought that girl I stuffed was gonna have pizza dough puss but she gave me smurf dick.

by Original King Kobra January 10, 2006

smurf diving

Adderall (Dextroamphetamine and Amphetamine) in powder-blue colored pills crushed and snorted.

Renee: "Hey, wanna toot some Addy?"

Mama Murder: Aw hell yeah, I love Smurf Diving.

by mctrashpedal January 5, 2011

Snurfle

To Snurfle is to sniff lovingly on someone or something.

Me: Your daughter just snurfled my neck!

Wife: She does that to be close to you, because she loves you!
Me: awwwwwww

by Sinners make the best saints September 15, 2011

Smurfer

Term used by law enforcement to describe individuals (usually addicts), who find and/or gather the raw materials for their dealer to make more drugs.

Most commonly used in the methamphetamine trade, where "smurfers" visit pharmacies and purchase small quantities of cold/flu tablets to provide to a maker ("papa smurf") of the drug.

Alice: See that girl? I always see her at the local chemist, purchasing Sudafed.
Diane: Really? She's probably a smurfer.

by buckonz September 22, 2010

smurf snot

The slang for the color your snot turns after snorting typically blue 5-10 mg adderall.

Dude I just snorted 20 mg of adderall and now I have smurf snot.

by J52k2 November 14, 2006

Smurfette

That one girl who sleeps with all the guys.

The new kid already hit Smurfette.

by MyBoxHasInternet March 29, 2011

smurf word

a word that can be used to replace any word in a sentence or a universal adjetive, like the word smurf in the tv show "the smurfs". such as "dank".

guy 1:dood i totaly went to this -smurf word-in party last -smurf word-
guy 2: shut the -smurf word- up

by cruizinace December 28, 2005