Swurf 

verb
To work from various places other
than a home or an organisation’s
usual place of business.
Swurf(-ed), Swurf(-ing)

Emma has had enough of working from the kitchen today and so find the perfect host venues in which to Swurf. Working from another place other than her home or usual place of work, she plans to work-surf (Swurf) for the day.

Swurf by nbg2021 January 23, 2021

Swurf 

to make sexual contact with someone of the same sex. This is considered no homo if the word swurf is said. There are a bit of rules. RULE #1: STRICTLY SAME SEX!!! RULE #2: swurf cannot last more than 5 seconds. RULE #3: No pain involved in a swurf. RULE #4: no touching of the private areas RULE #5: HAVE FUN SWURFING!!!!!

a guy walks up to another guy at the playboy mansion and rubs his shoulders for 4 seconds and says swurf.

Swurf by the swurfologists March 19, 2010

Swurf 

Swurf can be used as both an adjective and a verb depending on emotion and
connotation. Swurf can be used in any situation and is actually advised to be used
in any situation.
Swurf is the word of all words since it can mean anything...swurf is used in swurfy
scenarios.

Swurf as a verb: "If this dude keeps talking shit to me, he is going to get swurfed on."

Swurf as an adjective: "Damn girl you are lookin real swurfy in that dress, why
don't you bring your swurfy ass on over here.

Swurf by Parallel Rhymes May 16, 2009

Swurf 

Surf and Swag combined.

Johnny: I have a surfer's hair.
Me: Swurf it, dude.
Johnny: What?
Me: Surf +Swag it, man.
Johnny: OMG!

Swurf by OmgImLameUMad? November 19, 2012

Smurfburn 

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance

Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants

Smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 26, 2016

smurfburn 

Blue sunburn from porta potty splash

Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn

smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 25, 2016

Smurflicker 

Anyone who subscribes to the concept of "blue lives matter."

Ugh, did you see those MAGAts holding up Blue Lives Matter signs? I really hate those fucking Smurflickers!

Smurflicker by Tommy Del Riot August 26, 2020