cunt swab

1. The male member, an instrument used to thoroughly "clean out" a woman's vagina.
2. A particularly pathetic individual.

1. I didn't know whether I could marry him, til I saw his mean cunt swab, that is.
2. Man, that fucking cunt swab ate the last oreo!

by shwafioso April 6, 2006

cotton swab

a word used to acknowledge when you or someone else knowinly say a sexual slur or pun

dude you think she will come out and play with us........ cotton swab

by TAF119 March 16, 2009

slop swab

A napkin or serviette, used to wipe crumbs and gravy from your mouth at dinner.

Otto wiped his chops with a slob swab.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Cotton Swabbing

The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)

Joe: I Cotton Swabbed my girl last night!
Sid: Really?

Joe: Yea, I think she is deaf now.
Sid: Why?
Joe: I busted in her ear.
Sid: Danm now the memory is embedded

Ex:I want to cotton swab you
Cotton Swabbing: The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)

by sidthegreat June 5, 2018

swab the cob

Swab the cob is a procedure done to collect DNA evidence of a rape

The cops took her down to swab her cob and are waiting for the results
Swab the cob means to collect DNA

by ELOVE425 September 8, 2016

E-SWAB

Emotional Support Water Bottle

A personal use water bottle carried at all times, usually by a female presenting person.

Whilst useful, it's main function is to provide emotional comfort rather than hydration.

Sorry we're late, but Cheryl can't function without her E-SWAB so we couldn't leave until she found it.

by LAYERED COCKTAIL January 5, 2023

Swab pussy

Someone who is too much of a pussy to have a nasal swab taken; noting that very young children can have a throat swab. These people came to global attention during the COVID-19 pandemic and often went by then name of Karen.

Nurse "You need to have a nasal swab."
Karen "I can't it hurts."
The rest of the world "Now Karen, don't be a swab pussy."

by KAH68 January 16, 2021