Midnight stripper

Someone who manages to take their clothes of in their sleep.

“Vivian! Why are you naked!?! You are sleeping on my couch!”
“Sorry, I’m a midnight stripper. It just happens.”

by Jakemon00 January 13, 2023

stripper purse

Exotic dancers use Crown Royal bags discarded by the clubs to keep their tips, cell phone, purfume, ect., in. Typically the items are things the dancer might want while working, not stuff like a grocery list or a library book.

Dude, I found a purple bag with $300 in ones and a pack of Marlboro Lights in it when I was leaving the Booby Trap Club.

Sweet Dude! That's a stripper purse.

Cool, let's go over to Dave's and score a bag.

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Bambi at the Kitty Kat Club gives the best lap dances. I got eight in a row and she finished my off with a hand job. Now my paycheck is safely in her stripper purse. Snap!

by Sker January 8, 2008

stripper dick

more commonly known as a half chub, stripper dick is when you only get kind of hard. you know you have it when your dick is still kind of limp but you still can't pee.

I got stripper dick during that lap dance

climbing rope in gym class yesterday gave me stripper dick

he was really drunk so he could only get a stripper dick and it diddn't work out

by the real digger nick May 22, 2011

Stripper Booty Grease

(noun) Substance that causes dollar bills to soften and become uncrispy. Usually transferred through direct contact with a stripper.

"Damn dude these bills feel new!"
"Fresh from the bank! No stripper booty grease."

by Popcontitays February 12, 2012

Rib stripper

A large gap between someone's two front teeth. So large that they can strip the meat off of a rib by simply sliding it through their teeth.

Man, look at Michael Strahan's rib stripper!

by Peanut06 June 23, 2010

stripper pole

a nice accessory to have in your bedroom

by Nate June 9, 2003

Male Stripper

A young man ( in shape, hunky) who dances on stage for women and gives them lap dances for money and their pleasure.

That male stripper is so hot I almost got wet while he was giving me a lap dance, in my seat!!!

by Hockey Stick June 9, 2015