Strumper

A Man or Woman who has an obsessive desire in chasing many women/men.

You are such a dirty strumper!

by Griselda September 18, 2008

Stumpfucker

A jackass army of none (Justanotherserviceman) who posts typical hillbilly heehaw hot air on Hategun.com.

An inbred hillscoggin' Harley drivin' store-bought patriotic southern good-ole-moron....

That stumpfucker has a confederate flag on his Ford F-150.....

Stumpfuckers love to marry their sisters...

by alex parkman February 8, 2005

stumpf

A half-wood. Not quite a hard-on, but not quite soft. A stumpf!

I had a boner for some Romanian girl Oana in college, but I found out she was a lesbian and I only ended up with a stumpf..

by ::analogue:: September 8, 2004

scrumpfy

to drink outside in the summer

lets go and scrumpfy!!

by Joshi and the jew July 7, 2006

Strumpin'

(Adj) A word used to describe something or someone awesome, cool, great, etc.

Amber, Ryan, and Natalie are so strumpin'.

by jkzshfxgh June 28, 2007

strumptating

(to 'strumptate'or strumptation) excretion of a substance from the strumpet glands located in between ones ass cheeks. known as liquid slut, used in shaman medicines for turning women into prostitutes for ones personal use. can be excreted if one is aroused.

"that women is strumptating all over my couch".

by proffeser strump November 4, 2008

strumple

To wander aimlessly from bar to bar.

The four men strumpled down the street in search of another beer.

by MeanJoeGreen August 13, 2010