stretching

Another word of masturbation or rubbing one out. It means to pull and push a guy's penis which simulates the act of stretching until it gets really long and bursts.

Did you hear the news: Big O after seeing a new vid on tranny stars Big O is going on a long stretch today.

Like I all ways say: stretching once a day keeps the boredom away

by Captain Wanker April 4, 2015

leg spreading 101

Legend has it this class was offered at Kutztown University of PA. Its said this class was created to prepare the girls for what is inevitable throughout their college experience, especially at KU, also known to some as the University of Clap.

My last girlfriend took Leg Spreading 101 and thank god for that! Its just too bad she cheated on with with that fraternity...and the basketball team...and the baseball team...and..."

by the Walt February 20, 2005

Man spreading

Nothing to do with taking up an extra space, just giving the balls room to breathe

Dude my sack feels like is suffocating, that's why I always be man spreading my meat

by Jocoque May 26, 2017

Seaching

Having no life and staying back at work

That guy, why wont he go home, he's seaching"

by Zegsssss April 15, 2010

Stop stretching my sweater!

Another way of saying the phrase "Don't push my buttons!"

Annoying little sister: poke poke poke poke poke! ha ha this is fun!!!
Older Sister(doing homework): Stop stretching my sweater!

by Ikillyounow!=) May 16, 2010

preaching to the Buddha

trying to teach someone something they already know

"If you want to ride an elephant, you have to embrace the beast inside you"
"You're preaching to the Buddha, man, I've done this a million times"

by plokijuh098 April 22, 2010

The Spreading Eagle

When one makes Eagle noises while spreading legs and flapping arms during sexual intercourse.

Hey, do you wanna try the spreading eagle tonight?
oooh, kinky

by Briget Smiles December 3, 2010