spraffing

chatting bare shit, when under the influence of narcotics (i. e: MDMA) when one's mouth appears to be independent of one's body/brain.

"I was so mashed last night, I was spraffing away like fuck"

by kgx! October 9, 2006

Sparkling Carl

When a man cums on a girls face and throws glitter on her which makes her pretty.

When a man cums on a girls face and throws glitter on her which makes her pretty. This makes a Sparkling Carl!

by Playajiggajc July 29, 2011

Sparkling water

The most beautiful beverage a person can consume
Thurst quenching and refreshing

Wow its warm today i could really use a glass of sparkling water

by Haydayfarmer1 April 9, 2021

sprawling gecko

A sex position in which you take a girl from behind up against a wall, then at the point of climax you shout "I HAVE HERPES (OR AN STI OF YOUR CHOICE)" As the girl scrambles up the wall trying to escape.

Last night I did the sprawling gecko on Gemma, she was freaking out.

by Harry The Wise March 12, 2014

Shartling

When something is so startling, it might make you shit your pants.

When our plane was struck by lightning, the sound was so loud and startling, I almost shit my pants! It was shartling!

by LordCoitus October 3, 2016

Sprapping

Spun rapping

Aye what dem fools over there sprapping about.

by Phatkiddpk September 8, 2020

Splatingus

(spla-ting-ous)

(A horse) that cannot griddy-up.

"omg that horse looks sick, and its fallen and cannot splatingus."

by val!!<3 March 3, 2023