snuffle rub

The discovery of masturbation by an infant who has no concept of sex.

I'm off upstairs for a snuffle rub.

by manicmine2000 April 15, 2016

Snuckable

Someone so cute and sexy at the same time... you can't decide whether you want to fuck or snuggle them.

Bae is sooo snuckable.
I get conflicted when I can't decide what to do first... *_*

by BunTsukiko May 13, 2017

snuffle upperkiss

Slapping your dingus on your sleeping friend.

Mark was sleeping, so I unzipped my pants and slapped him with my snuffle upperkiss.

by Stihigh80 October 22, 2022

Snuffalump

An amazingly awesome person!!!! The youngest, but best of the group.

That little sophomore is a really snuffalump, she has great ideas!

by :):D:):D:):D:):D:):D:):D September 13, 2011

The Snuffle

A semi ferral being with large eyes and a penchance for biscuits. Often found "snuffling" around a bag of broken biscuit searching for a "snuffle keeper". Curious, hungry and simple.

The snuffle wondered around the town naked looking for a cookie.

by Snuffle Keeper August 8, 2009

snuffaluffagus

When I guy tucks his balls and dick behind his ass cheeks, then bends over. It will look like an elephant if the man is man enough to have a big dick.

Girl 1: omigawd! I opened up my curtains last night and guess what I saw!
Girl 342354: What?!
Girl 1: Peter and his friends pulled a snuffaluffagus right in the window!
Girl 23244111: Eeewwwwwiiieee

by Oprah Whinfrey February 17, 2009

snuffalarcus

A snuffalarcus is the fucking most amazing little magical creature in all of the universe. It is a mix between a pink flamingo, a trout, lion, baby tiger cubs, one legged bear, and also a t-rex..... If you were wondering it is possible to be a mix of all these wonderful creatures of life... During large animal orgies these creatures are created from little sperm wigglers....... Many other animals may be incorporated in the gene pool of a snuffalarcus, because when the orgie starts no one knows who they are fucking... So when shit gets crazy loads are being blown all over the place..... Overall a snuffalarcus owns little babies who have not developed the ability to have boners.... Word to your mother....

Jessica: Whoa did you see that fucking magical creature over there

Ben: Yeah babe thats a mother fucking SNUFFALARCUS, only the most amazing creature in all of the universe.

Jessica: Your amazing

Ben: Lets go pitch a tent....... Oh yeah sonnnnnnnnnn....

by BSiCe May 8, 2007