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snaping

The act of covertly approaching somebody from the rear, preferrably while they are bent over, and inserting one's extended middle finger into their exposed anus. Traditionally, the activity is performed quickly, before the target has a chance to clench.

A 2011 national "safe snaping" campaign has fought to bring awareness to the need for using sterilized rubber gloves while performing the act. The campaign was centered on the popular young adult's novel "Cletus the Unicorn and the Unwashable Horn".
Andy was going out of his mind trying to remember where he'd left his wedding ring, when he suddenly remembered snaping Bob the previous evening.

If a chipmunk is snaped in the forest, and nobody else is around to hear it, does the chipmunk make a sound?
by princessfifi July 12, 2011
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clam snapping muff diver

A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.
That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.
by Hugo Sticky-tits August 18, 2010
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Sleep Snapping

It's basically snap chatting while asleep. It's just like sleepwalking but instead of walking, you're Snapchating.
"Yo, did Megan send you a picture of her feet last night?"
"Yeah, she was sleep snapping"
by bro code is real! October 10, 2015
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jew scalping

When you forcefully remove the yamaka off the head of a Jewish person.
Jim got arrested for a hate crime yesterday for going out and Jew scalping a guy
by Crusaderking420 June 14, 2019
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Snapping a G-string

When you place a 20 dollar bill in front of a female strippers G-String while flirting and then say "phsych" while you pull the 20$ bill away to release the G-String creating a snapping sound.
Bob:While Snapping a G-String the bouncer came and threw me out

Jill: did it leave a welt?
by wi wi west May 21, 2010
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Texas Snapping Turtle

That girl has the most rank Texas Snapping Turtle I've ever smelt
by Andrizzle Brother fizzle February 15, 2005
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Butthole Snapping

Touching or fingering the butthole, makes a sound like *SNAP*! Great excuse for touching a hot girls ass!
Boy: *Grabs girls ass*

Girl: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

Boy: It's OK, i'm just Butthole Snapping!

Girl: Oh, ok!
by Swagger Drizzle October 23, 2013
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