Smooner

A nooner where you just smootch cause you don't have enough time

I didn't have enough time to do it right so I met her at the park for a smooner

by johnnybadboy August 15, 2012

Smotone

A Hussie on the down low.

I've been a Smotone for all of 2017:

by LargerThanDonkeys December 19, 2017

Smoon Smin

A song that is sung during a routine body scrub.

Jim: "Smoon smin, smoon smin"
Bek: Looks like Jim scrub-a-dub-dubbin'!

by neepyboy March 13, 2019

smoonk

The cross over between Shaq and Cactus named the Shaqtus going at a couple hundred miles an hour.

"Damn, did you see Shaqtus Smoonking earlier?"

by TVLilStalin October 4, 2019

soogon

Another tomfoolery word used to thin out the week.

Guy1 - “Hey you want to go get some soogon later?”

Guy2 - “Uhhhh, whats soogon?”

Guy1 - “Soogon (suck on) this dick!”

Guy2 - *Immediately captured and gassed*

by the barry the barry the barry May 13, 2021

smog on the hog

Slang for an instance in which flatulence occurs upon the male genitalia, typically during sexual intercourse.

"Dude, I hooked up with Jessica last night."
"Right after the bean-eating contest?"
"Yeah bro, there was a lotta smog on the hog."

by BenjaminOneGraves April 26, 2022

Stogono Blogono

Doing something random in funny circumstances with your friends.
The abbreviation is sto.

Bro lets play csgo at stogono blogono
Lets play football at sto.
I went to the park at sto.

by MihneaZeul May 29, 2022