beer slugging percentage

A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula:

(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed

This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.

Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.

Tony: Ouch my head.

Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers

Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.

by mr dunderbak May 11, 2013

Butter Slug

(Noun)

When you take your date to a movie and place your erect penis into the popcorn box, full of butter and kernels . When they take too long to reach your penis , it is now a shriveled up , soft and slug like .

“By the time she finally ate all the popcorn she reached my butter slug at the bottom of the box “

by Benson house December 17, 2017

I slug your jaw

This was used by many faggot speedtypers in Thirlcrest Academy before they died and is used much in After The Flash Mirage

Normal Dude: *Walks passed a mile away*
Speedtyper: Yo did you just try to trip me????
Normal Dude: Uhh wdym
Speedtyper: I'd slug your jaw
Speedtyper: *nat20*
Speedtyper: I'd then pick you up and analy rape you

Speedtyper *rolls anther nat20*
Speedtyper: ko
Speedtyper: never try to trip me again black bitch

I slug your jaw

by UrbanDictionary.com Official June 8, 2022

Slug Tug

The act of a third party member masturbating two erect males whose penis' are touching by their tips. The handjob giver will slide his hand in a horizontal motion from the end of one penis to the other. This act is usually accompanied by the use of a water-based lubricant and great forearm strength by the masturbator. Coined on February 28th in the year of 2010 by the Great Snail, Slug Tugging has since become a National Pastime of all very masculine heterosexual males.

Note: The masturbator cannot be a woman because that would be just pretty fucking gay.

Snail: Hey Faggot Joe, come give me and this attractive non-ethnic, white male a god damn Slug Tug.

Faggot Joe: Yes sir.

Snail: Good bitch.

by SnailTheSlugTugger March 1, 2010

Sluggish

Someone or something that is slow-moving or inactive. Lacking energy, slow to respond or make progress.

I woke up this morning feeling extremely sluggish.

by Allimarie0887 January 5, 2019

slug stamping

"The female equivilent (sic) of Tea Bagging" (according to Wikipedia's entry for "Teabagging" as of 19 March 2009); ergo, the act of pressing ("stamping") the vagina against the mouth or on or around the face (including the top of the head) of another person, often in a repeated in-and-out motion as in irrumatio. This practice can leave a pattern of viscous moisture on the recipient's face or head, vaguely reminiscent of a slight trail of slime a slug would leave were it to travel around someone's face/head.
Although this term is acknowledged in Wikipedia, it does not seem to be prevalent on the internet at this time.

Mary spent quality foreplay time slug stamping Pat before fully grinding her 'gina on her lover's mouth.

by FreePussy Cassini April 1, 2009

Sluggin

When the cooter lips are on the outside on your raw dick, sliding back and forth leaving a wet trail like a slug

“Ayo Lily”
“Would you want to start sluggin on me”
“Sure”

by SgroThom October 7, 2021