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sluglationship

a relationship that a slug at west point might be in. 3 out of 5 of the following criteria must be met to qualify for this term:

1.He probably has been going out with this girl since high school
2. They've (probably) never fucked, or if they have, not very well.
3. She's fat.
4. aforementioned slug acts like he's hot shit due to said relationship
5. at least one of the two are from texas.
Why's Texas so happy today?
Oh, he just reaffirmed his sluglationship
sluglationship by secr3tas1anman November 13, 2009
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Singlationship 

a state of affairs existing between those having relations or dealings either in a romantic or passionate way but are both still considered single.
I love singlationships, we both single but you're still mine.
Singlationship by Rencii August 2, 2021

Singlationship 

When u are single and do what ever you want but still get barked on by someone where y'all have mutual feelings but aren't together
We in a singlationship because Even though she not my girl she can't talk to other guys
Singlationship by Fendii_god April 14, 2017

slotlationship 

Being addicted to unpredictable behavior in a relationship.
A relationship with a guy or girl that is so unpredictable, that waiting for them to be nice becomes addictive - much like in the way that playing a slot machine repetitively waiting for 3 cherries is addictive.
I'm sick of Kristy complaining about never knowing if her boyfriend is going to be nice to her or be a jerk...she needs to get out of that slotlationship!
slotlationship by actorfest September 16, 2009

Singlationship 

A person that is single but do relationship things with the person they see themselves in a relationship with.

Two people that is only sexually active with each other but still hang out with other people.
We’re not official but we have strong feelings for each other we’re in a singlationship.

I’m not ready to get into a relationship just yet I want to be with you but still have my freedom let’s start off being in a singlationship
Singlationship by Milahsweets April 26, 2022

Singlationship 

A Singlationship is a state of intimate connection where persons love eachother deeply by heart and act so with oneanother but are not having a committed relationship of beeing together. For example due to colliding boundaries or other (yet unsorted) circumstances.
I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you and I will never give up working on this, but we are in a Singlationship, because I am not willing to give up on my friends, promises that I made or needs, as you currently want me to.

Singlationship 

When you're in a relationship but you acting like you single.

When yo azz is in a relationship but you doing single shiz.
You must be in one of those singlationships, because you got a woman at home, but you trying to get her phone number
Singlationship by Mind feel October 31, 2017
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