Slowboating is a science fictional verb/slang to a theoretical means of traveling between star systems known as Multi-Generational Space Voyaging. Moving slower than Light Speed. This can pertain to humans who essentially are living and dying per generation during a multi-light year voyage or individuals whom are frozen and waiting time of their arrival at their destination, which could take centuries if not longer.
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Travis: gerald, you wont believe the heaven i went through last night
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates
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Laura is a right slowcock, she had trouble understanding the joke so laughed three times....once pretending she got the joke, twice at the joke and a third at herself not getting the joke at first.
Laura was slowcocking on the country lane driving the other motorists up the wall!
Laura was slowcocking on the country lane driving the other motorists up the wall!
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Anything a slowboat says, does, implies, or infers can be referred to as slowboating.
Anything a slowboat says, does, implies, or infers can be referred to as slowboating.
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They were signed to Lumberjack Records (which is now known as Saddle-Creek Records).
They were signed to Lumberjack Records (which is now known as Saddle-Creek Records).
I LOVE Slowdown Virginia! Tim sounds so good, but the lyrics are silly. You can see how much he's grown.
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