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baritone section

The most energetic, drug fueled niggas in the band. We know how to have fun at football games and are really fucking good at doing shit right. We enjoy building retarted shit on our Minecraft realms. Were also on each others dicks most of the time leading to major bullying. Other than that we are fucking awesome.
Yo, there goes the best fucking section in the band, the fucking baritone section.

Aight we gonna build a giant cock.
by Ass eater 6000 September 26, 2019
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natural selection

1. the main process behind evolution, as stated by Charles Darwin. Also known as survival of the fittest, meaning those with superior traits are more likely to pass on their genes to the next generation.

This is how life on Earth has progressed for millions of years, driven by instincts encoded into the DNA of all living things. But sadly, as a result of several factors, including exponential intelligence, irrational emotions, etc, the species Homo sapiens is slowing down in terms of evolution. Due to the successful creation of societies and advancements in the sciences of medicine, humans have become exempt from the laws of natural selection, leading to degeneration within the species.

NOTE: THIS IS NOT A RACIST OPINION IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. THIS IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH CRAP LIKE SOCIAL DARWINISM OR BULLSHIT LIKE THAT. The point is, civilization has brought physical evolution of humanity to a halt. Medical and genealogical studies have revealed that those living in less industrialized or progressed regions or eras, differences in hygiene and anatomical knowledge aside, were more healthy and adaptable than people living in high-level civilizations. Or something like that.

Anyways, that's my opinion. Natural Selection doesn't apply to humans as long as humans stay indoors. Due to lapses in judgment, the "Unnatural Selection" that we have imposed on ourselves will bring doom to our species. Have a nice day!
fanaticalreligiousperson1: Natural selection doesn't exist!

concernedrationalperson2: True, in humanity's case. Otherwise, you're retarded.
by aka_Pyro May 29, 2007
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Section Eight

01: A U.S. Army discharge based on military assessment of psychological unfitness or character traits deemed undesirable.

02: Any soldier given such a discharge or behaving as if deserving such a discharge.

03: Any person that's considered: anti-social, mentally-ill, a wrong number, a lunatic, a madman, a unstabled personality, a unstabled creature or a deranged person.
Section eight as in what's going on in your head, not with you having Social and Rehabilitation Services paying the rent and et cetera, et cetera.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 8, 2004
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c-section

is a surgical procedure in which one or more incisions are made through a mother's abdomen (laparotomy) and uterus (hysterotomy) to deliver one or more babies, or, rarely, to remove a dead fetus.
she: I got twins.
He:Oh, so you'll get c-section.
by Tom.za November 14, 2011
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Natural Selection

Law of the world where the stupid, ignorant and stubborn people die first.
While they think they are immune to Covid-19, people who don't wear masks and practice social distancing will be the first ones to die, this is natural selection so that only smart people survive.
by joeyhtc May 4, 2020
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dairy section

A girl/woman's boobs, perhaps especially when they are lactating.
My wife has got one helluva dairy section on her.
by Dr. Cocks June 16, 2008
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Section Runners

A group of people who are very bad at a certain game. They usually call them selves “apes”, “chimps”, and “baboons
That team “Section Runners” are pretty good although imposter “Section Drifters” also known as “stock images drifters”- foooojjiiii. Are a pretty good Competitor
by Glock June 21, 2021
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