SoundingLikeASealEveryTimeYouBreathe Syndrome

the disease u get when ur throat is dying and u sound like a seal when u breathe (hence the name) also ur voice sounds like a frog

Person1 : how's your throat
Person2: ive still got SoundingLikeASealEveryTimeYouBreathe Syndrome

by SealSyndrome February 15, 2020

shouting spider

(noun, chiefly Brit., vulg., commonly prefaced with the definite article: ie., the shouting spider; metaphor referring to the many-legged appearance of the 'spider' in question, and its occasional tendency to 'shout'). The anus.

I had a mutton vindaloo on Friday night. On Saturday morning, my shouting spider was crying out in agony.

by Just_Tom September 21, 2009

Scounting

/ˈskoundiNG/ (Verb)

The act of helping your accounting friend find a lady/ romance/ some action

The holiday party is coming up. we need to start scounting the other departments to find AJ a lady.

by Accounting guy November 24, 2014

E-SHOUTING

Emailing or texting all in upper case letters. Either aggressively to make a point or in ignorance not knowing how to cancel CapsLock.

Knowing that he was losing the terrgument he pressed CapsLock, AND KEPT IT ON FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, E-SHOUTING his way out of defeat.

She was so ignorant that she was e-shouting and offending everyone when she forgot to cancel CapsLock and E-SHOUTED AT EVERYONE ALL DAY.

by urbanboi June 10, 2010

female sounding

Inserting metal or plastic things into a woman’s urethra.

I love watching female sounding porn

by Toula TLS September 17, 2019

shouting

The act of yelling/raising your voice

He was shouting at me earlier.

by SuperSonicx August 24, 2006

shunting biscuit

noun: a term used to describe Viagra: this term is generally used by sex-workers in the Soho area of London.

The term is loosely derived from alternative terms for pills (usually esctasy, referred to sometimes as disco biscuits),
as well as the sex act itself ( shunting )

"Heaven is two Cambodian whores, Arsenal 1-up at half time live on TV, and a couple of top shunting biscuits" (quote from Soho sex-shop manager, having returned from a 'works outing' in Phnom Pen, Cambodia)

by Vin Rhinocelot November 9, 2008