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Shortcuck

When the dwarves gather for their annual cucking. Usually occurs during the summer months as the dawrves hide during the winter.
Guy 1: hey man you wanna hang this weekend?
Guy 2: sorry I got my family’s big ol shortcuck.
by ChaoticWanderer April 2, 2019
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ShitCunt

A shitcunt is the Australian term for dickhead and idiot
Jonno: Oi Damo

Damo: shut up ya shitcunt
by awesome person with a big dick September 16, 2019
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shartcut

When you take the quicker way home even though it goes through some sketchy neighborhoods because you're about to fill your pants.
I would rather risk my life taking a shartcut through Grove Street than risk my britches going home the long way, bro.
by Deathrea November 20, 2020
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Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.
Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.
by Pwoggg March 14, 2021
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shitcunt

Friend and or Bestie
Hey shitcunt!
by nigorachi November 10, 2021
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Sportcentric

Someone who won’t shut the fuck up about sports. Sports consume every facet of their life and they solely base the value of another person if they like sports or not. Sportcentric’s best part of their lives were when they play sports on their high school teams and try to live through their kids playing sports.

They’re normally self centered and hard to associate with.
Scott is so sportcentric he cares more about sports than being proficient or caring about his actual career.
by BA9643 March 8, 2023
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Shitcuntwomble

An Australian shitcunt that is slightyly worse than a standard Australian shitcunt because he waffles on too much and thinks he's cool.
You know that local Shitcunt who always refuses to get a job? He's gone and done a Philosophy degree in order to explain why he shouldn't have to work in the first place. He's a fucken Shitcuntwomble.
by Daneje June 18, 2023
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