To break into a million pieces. To suddenly burst into fragments.
The thoughts of a million men trapped inside the chasm which is the mind of a future programmer.
The thoughts of a million men trapped inside the chasm which is the mind of a future programmer.
by Shattered December 2, 2003
Get the shattered mug.(SHIT-ER-DIT-ER) another word for a person who has diarrhea from a fast food restraunt in the U.S.A such as Taco Bell,BurgerKing, ect.
a person has just eatin a large bean burrito from taco bell a few min later the person will yell "oh snap i have the shiterditers, let me get to the bathroom to let this big ol' shiterditer out!!"
by Summer Nichols December 3, 2006
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N. The residual pain left from an extended, but exquisitely satisfied priapism.
V. To satisfy the priapism.
V. To satisfy the priapism.
by Bigsby Hornsworth June 15, 2010
Get the Shattered Mast mug.That special cigarette that seems to come in every pack which induces the need to shit.
You will know you've had a shiterette, when you step out to smoke and any possible bathroom signals your body has previously sent to your brain, unnoticed, suddenly hit you full force after your first drag or two. A shiterette is usually impossible to enjoy because - although you refuse to do the sensible thing by extinguishing your smoke, going to the bathroom and returning to smoke afterward - the whole time you are smoking, you can't enjoy it because all you can think about is how badly you have to take a shit.
You will know you've had a shiterette, when you step out to smoke and any possible bathroom signals your body has previously sent to your brain, unnoticed, suddenly hit you full force after your first drag or two. A shiterette is usually impossible to enjoy because - although you refuse to do the sensible thing by extinguishing your smoke, going to the bathroom and returning to smoke afterward - the whole time you are smoking, you can't enjoy it because all you can think about is how badly you have to take a shit.
Rent Fan - "Oh my god, Sister Christian, why are you standing all stiff and uncomfortable? Enjoy your smoke break, already. It's like a little vacation!"
Sister Christian - "I got a shiterette and all I can think about is my damn gas pains, fool."
Rent fan - "Oh my god! Don't even get me started on butt problems!"
Sister Christian - "I got a shiterette and all I can think about is my damn gas pains, fool."
Rent fan - "Oh my god! Don't even get me started on butt problems!"
by JoshuaJordan October 17, 2008
Get the Shiterette mug.when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.
by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012
Get the Shattered McCrank mug.the past tense form of skitter or "to skit." basically, a dumb ass word rednecks made up to describe when you've got to hurry off somewhere fast and unseen. like when you're crouching and sneaking around, but super fast. usually used when talking about bugs or rabbits or small shit like that. a close synonym would be like scurry.
"My dad told me to get my shot gun to scare the tweakers off, but when I opened the door, they all skittered away like cockroaches. fuckin 'a man."
"I lit my cig in the back yard, and taught I taw a putty cat, but the flame make it skit on down the road."
"I lit my cig in the back yard, and taught I taw a putty cat, but the flame make it skit on down the road."
by BeccatheWrecka May 2, 2019
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