You want to sleep by yourself, but you are at your cabin or on vacation and you have to share a bed. Act like you are masturbating then spit on your hand and slap it in their face and give them that nice,wet, Secere Surprise. It usually works like a charm. Or do it just to have a good time... try it out!
by BigC69 April 13, 2009
Get the Secere Surprise mug.Mom: Hey hon, have you seen that brangelina is now a family of 7?!
Kid: No mom I ain’t got time for that crap I only like scemma.
Kid: No mom I ain’t got time for that crap I only like scemma.
by coolhorsegirl666 February 3, 2018
Get the scemma mug.One of the brightest individuals to be living. The 21st century is privileged to have such an inquisitive mind. Seemab will definetely, without a shadow of doubt, go very far in life and discover big while earning big. Seemab will make all that they know proud, a true blessing to the ones they know.
Seemab is a true gift from GOD
by Kashmiriboi. June 25, 2018
Get the Seemab mug.When a man spontaneously and unexpectedly ejacuates on a woman uncontrollably to produce seemose dripose.
Man 1: bro what happened last night?
Man 2: I couldn’t hold it, I just seemose dripose all over that bitch
Man 1: c’mon again??!!
Man 2: once you seemose dripose once you seemose dripose for life
Man 2: I couldn’t hold it, I just seemose dripose all over that bitch
Man 1: c’mon again??!!
Man 2: once you seemose dripose once you seemose dripose for life
by Hangus-grapuss February 28, 2019
Get the Seemose dripose mug.(Ironic) Describes a situation that on the surface appears to be seamless, but is, in fact, just as error-prone as most hapless human endeavour.
((Also a linguistic irony: seamless vs seemless... check out the definition of the latter for more :))
((Also a linguistic irony: seamless vs seemless... check out the definition of the latter for more :))
(Having attempted something sophisticated and failed abysmally but probably hilariously): "Mate, did you see that?!"
Mate: "Seemledd".
Mate: "Seemledd".
by BearsBearsBearsBears April 27, 2022
Get the seemledd mug.These inspirational song lyrics mean basic or average. Metamorphosis is nowhere in sight. Can be used when someone is "back on their bullshit"
"she literally has a butterfly tattoo. it seems so common, but it's just the same."
"alex is obsessing over a chick out of his league, it seems so common but it's just the same"
"alex is obsessing over a chick out of his league, it seems so common but it's just the same"
by happ1234 November 29, 2021
Get the it seems so common, but it's just the same mug.Literally "Tea and Semen". Turkish term for a pseudo-intellectual Turkish man who loves Greek culture.
That Chai and Seemeet thinks he's an upper crust superior, but he teabags every statue of Plato or Alexander he cums across, anything for a little teabreak. His sexual outlook is completely spartan.
by Seljuk Pasha April 18, 2007
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