Shit me sideways with a screwdriver

Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe

*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"

by Legitnotspam March 29, 2015

screwdriver

You never have the right ones.

I needed this screwdriver for unscrewing screws, but they were all the wrong sizes.

by udusers1 August 11, 2010

screwdriver in paradise

The act of self-fellatio, not swallowing the resulting jism. Then, using a bendy straw in the shape of either a flamingo or the participant's name, force the jism into your partner's vaginal or anal cavity through means of blowing.

Me and the old ball and chain are gonna go try for a kid, but her cunt is a little too rancid for my richard, so I'm gonna do the old Screwdriver in Paradise method instead.

by smokeyblair June 7, 2019

Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver

Long ass name given to people who fix shit in trucks.

Franks dad- thanks Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver
Lucas - (hangs himself)

by Z-dad March 2, 2018

screwdacorn

A lesbian with a strap-on attached to her head. She runs around on her hands and knees and attacks her partner.

I like when me and my girlfriend play pin the tail on the screwdacorn.

by Botto October 27, 2006

white trash screwdriver

5 o'clock vodka and Sunny D. Warning, may lead to "Dance 'o' clock" which is a bastardization of the name of the liquor used to create the drink, and the time at which the consumers of the beverage start dancing wildly and off-tempo to pretty much any audible sounds.

Morning After:
"Dear God, what have we done?"
"White Trash Screwdrivers."
"Ohhhhh...man...but that doesn't explain why there are people passed out on the hardwood floor?"
"That was from Dance 'o Clock..."
"Fuck, don't tell me Dance 'O clock just happened..."
"Yep. It just happened."
"Is there any Sunny D left?"

by tequilagloworm April 1, 2008

Screwdriver

A Drink Mix of orange juice and vodka put into an Ice-mountion water bottle.(screwdriver grip)

Primarily used by minors for casual drinking.

I went to the Mobil to get some orange juice and I made a gallon Screwdriver by adding it to my handle of Skol (Vodka)

by Kyle Stephens December 28, 2005