Egg Scrambler

An uppercut to the vagina.

Ashley wouldn't shut her cock holster, so I gave her the Egg Scrambler to shut her up for a couple of minutes.

by Jeremy Kane May 5, 2007

scamster

A person or robo phone call designed to scam the call recipient out of info, time, privacy, money or anything of value to the caller or caller's employer, the scamster.

The FCC is doing nothing about a million scamster calls a day to my cell. There are so many scamster calls per day that we had to quit answering the phone directly and instead, answer with our own robo announce to press 1 to get rid of robo calls, leaving the other live scamsters that then hang up, instead of leaving a message. He had fun out scamming the scamster by giving him fake information.

by Rebop June 11, 2018

scrapmaster

One who takes or asks for the remains or scraps of other peoples things.

My mom sneakily reaches in the garbage for scraps of the chicken pot pie that I threw away, as i bust her out and yell "you scrapmaster!" and laugh.

As everybody is super stoned after passing the blunt around and putting that stanky in the air Jessica walks in the circle and asks "can i hit that?" Then Sean says "Not unless you got money on it scrapbitch."

Late at night me and my buddies throw donuts at random people while driving the Plymouth Breeze. We realise raccoons are picking up the scrap donuts on the side of the roads. So we light them scrapmasters up with paintball guns.

A bum is pilfering through the trash for food as I hit him with a donut thrown from the plymouth breeze and yell "scrapf@%&."

by whiteyz March 31, 2009

scraterrifered

it is a combination of scared, terrified & feared. used by mitchell davis of the livelavalive channel on youtube.com

That ghost almost scraterrifered me.

by emjo_ July 8, 2009

Schmasterbation

The act of helping an elderly person across the street.

"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."

"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."

"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."

by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011

Seamster

A male seamstress, more commonly known as a Tailor.

I need to take my new suit to the seamster, he’s really good at tailoring.

by TM71985 May 11, 2021

Samster king

A samster king is a man or lesbian who swallows hamsters in one go and leaves their trail with the hamsters left back leg

A samster king ate my hamster
Awhhh man my hamsters leg is all that's left because of a samster king

by Cake_taster September 11, 2021