Schnarf Sgt Stephens

Savant like SGT of US ARMY. Completely imcompetant as a leader and a person in general. Sucks at life all together. Someone so outcasted by society he completely failed in his journey of manhood.

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by Disapointed January 9, 2011

schnart

A noise you make to denote amusement, preceding a huge outburst of laughter. Usually made by a violent intake of air through the nose and mouth that makes a reverberating snorting noise.

Friend 1: I just ordered "Charlie Sheen's Recipe for Winning!" off the internet.

Friend 2: *schnart* Bahahahaha! You got scammed!

by Zozothecat July 21, 2011

schnartzelfaced

To be very fucked up on drugs or just super drunk. Coined by Brandon Cassamassa and frequently used to describe nights of his.

Yea dude, I got kicked out of the bar..it was a great night though- I was schnartzelfaced.

by The one and only...bahama August 17, 2011

Schmarfter

A being that possesses the attributes of someone with a great deal of luck, sliminess, and charm and could probably get away with murder.

Ah, Ben, you're such a fucking schmarfter for getting laid even though you were covered in piss, good work you schmarfter!

by schmarftycunt November 17, 2013

Schnufty

A derogatory term to describe the act of two men having stand up anal sex outdoors. Used in Australia but possibly derived from Europe.

Have a go at these two poofters having a schnufty.

by Fixed_1206 January 6, 2014

schnarfel

A pale shade of pink inside the vagina between the meat flaps

"I had my tounge all up in that schnarfelVagina

by Schick blitzen April 8, 2016

Schnufty

British colloquial.

Meaning: A quick (often secretive) look.

Origin: unknown

Equal to: Gander (UK), Butchers (CRS, UK) Squiz (NZ)

"have a schnufty of John's new car and let me know what you think".

by Archie Teck August 4, 2018