Schmosexual

A state of being lying between machosexual and metrosexual. The Schmosexual male is "average" in that he exhibits some attributes of a metrosexual male (keen fashion sense, pride in hygiene) and some of the machosexual (a joy of outdoor hobbies, other activities deemed manly), but never having all the attributes of either archetype. He is a Joe Schmo male.

Have you met Keith? He seems so schmosexual!

by WhyNotWilliam November 23, 2014

ShaoSexual

Thall shall only fuck a fellow Shao. Shaosexual is a sexual mix of shao shao and monkey rolling into a sexual romantic manor of love. When you are Shaosexual it means you love only the shaos and shall fuck only the shaos. Shao Shao😇😇

Person 1: Look at the Monkey King😱 He is so strong and intimidating!!
Person 2: Yeah he is intimidating I heard he is ShaoSexual😱
Person 1: What is ShaoSexual?
Person 2: It means he only will fuck his ShaoMates💯

by MonkeynatingGangBanger December 16, 2020

Saesexual

Someone who's standards are too high to date or love someone else sexually

Don't get too close to her she's saesexual

by Lazy lazie July 15, 2021

sapiosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to the intelligence in others.

I told her, no, I'm a sapiosexual: I'm attracted to your intelligence!

by Ravel Patel October 20, 2011

sapiosexual

Technically, Irene Adler

Irene Adler:"I like detective stories, and detectives!"
Irene Adler:"Brainy is the new sexy!"
Irene Adler--> sapiosexual

by MishaCollins April 14, 2014

sapiosexual

Traditionally the attraction to intelligence, however it can also be extended to the attraction of proper, full sentences and the use of grammar.

Do I read the Toronto Sun? No, I am a total sapiosexual, I like sentences, paragraphs and grammar.

by BreaxxBaxx February 27, 2011

shemosexual

1. A highly sexual creature that appears to be female, but will have sex with anything.

1. Shemosexual than most when she got that beerbottle up in her pussy.

by drippindorf December 3, 2010