salty satchel

A bag of weed with hella crystals, "resembling" salt.

Me: I am in dire of a salty satchel!

by sylvz March 12, 2009

Pussy Satchel

When a female store snacks inside her vagina.

Got anything in your pussy satchel? Im hungry!

by Jesse, Luis, and Patrick July 13, 2007

satchel

a bag of pot

check out this satchel eat my dick

by tim alexander June 18, 2003

chaz satchel

1. A satchel that wraps around the shoulder and under the grundle or gooch as some call it.This satchel often contains various items belong to ones chaz, such as: condoms, money, sexual toys, cell phones or other e;ectronical devices.

2. A sex position that is essentially a copy cat of the real satchel. one person holds the other his/her feet around their shoulders. The one being held the wraps their head into their partners grundle and vigorously likes while cradling their gentiles the contents of the satchel.

Danny Ranalli has a sweet chaz satchel

Yo dude your mom loves when we do the chaz satchel

by mwdlikesalligators October 19, 2010

satchel

1: Slang for the male scrotal sac
2: A large squarish bag with a single strap, resembling a rather large purse
3: A type of explosive employed by the milirary, typically carried in bags similar to the ones in definition 2
4: A bag of cannabis

1: I have huge cajones in my satchel!
2: This is a stachel, not a purse, you dumbass!
3: The satchel has to go by the engine to scuttle the ship.
4: My satchel is crotched.

by Dude Mann October 1, 2006

Hit the satchel

Going to bed after a long day doing whatever it is you do all day.

Now that i'm drunk and all alone, i'm going to hit the satchel. (sad face)

by ashb52 August 29, 2005

Satchel

A baby back bitch who likes to be dominated by girls with dicks. Wants to be stepped on and lick toes, dragon dildos are his weakness(secret furry). Like tsunderes

Dont pull a satchel or ill hit you

by Bored biscuit February 17, 2019