Look at that salmon with his epeepen.
by gornhoiy December 18, 2008
Salmon Arm is a touristy but cool town in British Colombia that is known for it's great fishing and hiking. However it became famous in 2016 when in two separate and unrelated incidents, fathers were arrested for hitting their young daughters after they found out the girls were passing out nudes and nasty porn all over school. The fathers got in a shit load of trouble but managed to stay out of jail. It's unknown if the two girls are back to passing out nudes and porn all over school.
by oceancats February 11, 2017
Salmon Arm, British Columbia is a pleasant little town that gets colder than a son of a bitch in the winter but is known for being a nice place for doing outdoor stuff if you don't mind freezing your ass off. The town became sort of famous a couple of years ago when an attention seeking 13 year old girl started sending nasty porn of herself to all the guys in town. Her daddy didn't like it so he womped her on the arse with a belt and the attention seeking little thot ran to the police and reported him. She got lots of attention and loved the publicity. And then a year later another little thot in town needed attention so she started sending out porn all over. When he daddy smacked her she also ran to the police. Neither father went to jail but the little hoes are now even more conceited and attention seeking and are back to sending porn of themselves all over school.
Salmon Arm is a little town in the middle of nowhere that has some really attention seeking little thots with enormous egos that love running to the cops when the fathers try and keep the girls from being hoes.
by hnoss August 24, 2017
Did you heard that Louis and Harry were forced to stay in the closet?
Yeah that salmon cowbell made them hide their sexuality
Yeah that salmon cowbell made them hide their sexuality
by fuckyouretight April 5, 2021
A manmade cologne created by kjsmoothh. It’s mixed with a concoction of flavors and smells like shit.
Random guy: This cologne smells like someone took a shit!
Kjsmoothh: i just sprayed you with shitty salmon, sir.
Kjsmoothh: i just sprayed you with shitty salmon, sir.
by Zesteas December 7, 2021
1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.
2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.
2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.
"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"
Never have I ever grilled the salmon
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"
Never have I ever grilled the salmon
by Jewish Grandma August 25, 2010
The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. This process may also be expressed as "salmoning", or saying that one will "salmon something" by adding footage of the Fancy hand rubbing raw salmon to GIFs, videos, and/or meme images.
by MaryInMaryland71 January 9, 2021