Rolonda

An original or authentic moment or event. Not false or copied. Can also refer to a sudden enlightening thought or process. To give intellectual or spiritual light to a person.

We hope the results of our research will be a Rolonda moment upon our colleagues.

The Rembrant sketch was a true Rolonda antique.

The law was executed with all due formalities; it was a Rolonda deed.

by Sunshine0007 February 4, 2010

Roland

A hipster name.

ex. "He is so hipster. Must be a Roland."

by TheTruth2 September 21, 2012

Roland

You think he hates you but that’s just his personality. Sarcastic. PLANTS. Also nerdy. Acts like he doesn’t care but spends hours on school. Creative. I would pay to see the inside of his brain. Tends to be v quiet alone but when he meets his other Sister and Brother Braincells he goes insane.

All of Roland’s plant children are lovely!

by jynbug September 8, 2019

The Roland Drumroll

This is when a female is laying on her back and a man stratles her with his gouche region on her mouth. From here, the man lifts his erect penis in to the air, and flicks it onto the forehead of the female. If done properly, the penis should bounce upward with force. You can repeat quickly so it makes the sound of a snare drum, or go in a slow beating motion until there is red marks upon the forehead.

"Yo bra, my bitch was actin' up so I wiped out my manhood and gave her a The Roland Drumroll."

by Dingleberry drop-kick June 6, 2009

Pulling a Rolando

When you take your friend to the bar then dump them to talk to a short guy and have you entertaining weirdos who claim they are Lady Gaga or any one who is famous at the time.

Dude let’s go to the bar. No so you can keep pulling a Rolando on me?

by The other Karen February 22, 2020

Roland

A handsome Filipino male.

Were there any Rolands at the fiesta last night?

by gsm221 May 23, 2018

Roland

A weird creature that is made out of memes it likes to play video games

Hey Bob did you go to Roland's gaming party?

by Cactus 666 November 2, 2020