Goat prostitute

A prostitute who has a beard

Matt: Did you see that one prostitute?
Bill: You mean the goat one?
Matt: Yeah, she was one goat prostitute.

by Blake Chastain December 30, 2008

shame prostitute

a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.

similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.

shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.

Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.

by sheepmeeper January 9, 2012

watery prostitute

A mad lady who likes to have sex in water or with trees in the winter . Better watch out for these, might get harassed.

“That Jess is such a watery prostitute” said Tamzin

by 69ordoggystyle December 4, 2018

Pro bono prostitute

A prostitute who has sex for free

My mom is a pro bono prostitute.

by Monica Lewinsky October 8, 2003

Prostitot

Those 12-14 year old girls who dress like underaged prostitutes..generally found hanging around malls.

Though they may not look like it, Prostitots are still illegal to touch.

by Joshua January 18, 2004

prostiteen

A young teenage girl who wears too much make up and slutty clothing

Look at that group of prostiteens

by Captain Ed October 18, 2004

Prostitution Constitution

The book of rules and rights of a prostitute.

When asked if she could give a "handy", Cindy checked her Prostitution Constitution.

by hmvic May 9, 2011